RUMOR MILL
Monday, May 29, 2017
PARKED IN POSTERITY
This collection of broadsides touting HBO's forthcoming series The Defiant Ones (chronicling Jimmy Iovine, Dr. Dre and the artists whose lives and careers they touched) can be found in Apple's L.A. parking structure. The show debuts on 7/9. Rumors that a mutually shackled Tony Curtis and Sidney Poitier were seen running through the parking lot looking for a maroon Ford Focus couldn't be confirmed at presstime.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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