RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
TAX DAY JUST
GOT BETTER
Donald Trump may never release his taxes (which surely contain jaw-dropping truths about the JFK assassination), but 4/15 will be brightened by the solo TV debut of Harry Styles, who'll hit SNL to debut material from his wildly anticipated new album (about which more very soon) and likely caper about with host Jimmy Fallon.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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