RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
SOCIAL STUDIES: SATAN-APPROVED
The growing user base on our brand-new Instagram account reached an auspicious benchmark recently, given our infernal mascot:
The number of the beast! We've surely earned our fiery pitchfork by now.
We encourage you to follow us there, as well as on Twitter and Facebook. We're just trying to possess your soul—er, be sociable.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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