RUMOR MILL
Thursday, March 9, 2017
SISTERHOOD IS POWERFUL
(NOW GET BACK TO WORK)
The ladies of the HITS office recognized 2017's code of rebellion for International Women's Day by showing up to work and discussing politics, economics and eyelash extensions over lunch, furnished by supportive boss and honorary female Lenny Beer. They also inadvertently confirmed the urban legend that every time more than two women gather in a room, CW will suddenly appear. In their absence, two male staffers attempted to light their own farts. Seen plotting the overthrow of the patriarchy are Robin Gerber, Janet Ramirez, Rebecca Baltutis, Phumruang Saranya, Michelle Santosuosso (holding HITS mascot puppy Sophie), Samantha Hissong, Trina Bowman, Karen Glauber, Bree Argarin and Melissa Mondello.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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