RUMOR MILL
Friday, March 3, 2017
"GREEN LIGHT" AND RED FLAGS
Lava/Republic artist and SONGS writer Lorde hosts a listening party for new single "Green Light," where she and pubco prexy Ron Perry (who A&R'd her album and single) found themselves obliged to smile through a tedious photo op with our own Simon Glickman and Samantha Hissong. The two trade-rag editors, having consumed all the remaining Gewürztraminer, asked the singer/songwriter how her homeland compared to “Old Zealand.” Thinking quickly, she informed them that their Uber had arrived.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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