To celebrate the signing of Grammy-winning singer/songwriter Ciara, Warner Bros. CEO Cameron Strang and prexy Dan McCarroll arranged this magnificent photo op. "We welcome Ciara to Warner Bros. Records and look forward to the next chapter of her storied music career," Strang proclaimed, shortly before the U.S. Department of Alternative Facts proclaimed that Burbank is actually in Wyoming. Seen wondering where Bugs Bunny is when you really need him are (l-r) McCarroll, SVP A&R Monti Olson, Friends at Work's Ty Stiklorius, Ciara, Strang and Friends at Work's Blythe Scokin.
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We have no fucking idea.
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