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AIRHEAD: EARL OF SANDWICH EDITION

In the latest edition of our cartoon catastrophe, aka Airhead, Doug Morris takes Rob Stringer to Sony's inner sanctum in preparation for his ascension to the throne. This lavish production (note the sets in particular) co-stars such figures as Adele, Jay & Bey, Joel, Donnie and Lyor, not to mention the Hall of Presidents. As always, we're deeply sorry.

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