RUMOR MILL
Monday, October 31, 2016
THE DEF KNIGHT RETURNS
Def Jam chieftain Steve Bartels sheds his secret identity to emerge as superhero Bartels Man in a Halloween photo op that's tastier to us than any fun-sized chocolate bar. The label's spooky seasonal fête was co-hosted by Bartels and Faisel Durrani, seen at left, who proceeded to throw a barrel at Rick Sackheim, nearly ruining the latter's Princess Elsa costume.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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