RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
CHOPPER CHARLIE'S 'COPTER CAKE
To celebrate Republic prexy Chopper Charlie Walk's birthday, the label presented him with his very own 'copter cake! Just the thing to celebrate another soaring orbit of the sun. We trust it was accompanied by a snappy new wardrobe of Guess and Varvatos.
We particularly enjoy the "VIP LIFE" slogan emblazoned on the whirlybird's tail. And we think C-Dub should consider getting the same phrase stamped on his own tail... if he hasn't already, that is.
Of course, our gift is in the mail. 
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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