CHOPPER CHARLIE'S 'COPTER CAKE

To celebrate Republic prexy Chopper Charlie Walk's birthday, the label presented him with his very own 'copter cake! Just the thing to celebrate another soaring orbit of the sun. We trust it was accompanied by a snappy new wardrobe of Guess and Varvatos.

We particularly enjoy the "VIP LIFE" slogan emblazoned on the whirlybird's tail. And we think C-Dub should consider getting the same phrase stamped on his own tail... if he hasn't already, that is.

Of course, our gift is in the mail.