RUMOR MILL
Friday, August 12, 2016
ANNI ARCHIVE:
WET YOUR BEAK
You can keep your Pokemon Go—this classic pic of promo hitter Jerry Blair and his feathered friends shows that analog creature-collecting is a far superior sport. What was being promoted here? Who remembers? The important thing is that Jerry got the add, upped the spins and ordered the chicken. This blast from the past is brought to you by that ultimate fustercluck, the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue, making its wingless way to your office in the very near future.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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