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Friday, August 12, 2016

STARBUCKS GETS IT

Having popped into the coffee joint for a sweet, caffeinated beverage that would cut through the fog of his massive sativa high (and satisfy his sweet tooth), HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer got an apt new nickname. From now on, his afternoon bonging jag will be known as the Weeny Roast.

No word yet if the barista is confirmed for an ad in the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue.

 
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