Man, this classic pic of Danny Goldberg and Don Johnson makes us wanna do a mountain of bumpski and go chase some bad guys in a SPEEDBOAT! Anyway, yeah, it's hump day. This ass-kicking tableau is brought to you by the HITS 30th Anniversary Issue, soon to be zooming across the waves toward your desk in a blur of pastel colors and throbbing synthesizer funk. Reserve your ad while space is still available.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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