With our 30th Anniversary Issue swinging toward us like a proverbial wrecking ball, we present yet another find from the seemingly boundless HITS photo archives. Christian hair-metal lads Stryper undoubtedly had to pray extra hard after posing with our ungodly rag, not to mention visiting our offices, which were redolent—as ever—of corned beef, weed and exotic porn. 30 years later, we're still beyond salvation. Speaking of which, have you booked your ad yet?
BILL'S PASSAGE COULD RESULT IN U.S. TIKTOK BAN
Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill... (4/20a)
BLACKSTONE ASSEMBLING $1.5B BID FOR HIPGNOSIS SONGS FUND
A white-knuckle moment (4/20a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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