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Monday, July 25, 2016
ANNI ARCHIVES: THE ZEN OF HEY BUDDY
As our 30th Anniversary Special Issue thunders ever nearer, like a veritable Horseman of the Apocalypse (riding an ass, perhaps), we continue our deep dive into the HITS archives. In honor of our diamond benchmark, here's a classic set of family jewels: legendary promo man John Fagot demonstrating the principles of the game to his Capitol staff. You may have peeped the notorious shot of John posing nude in our prior Anni announcement; but even fully clothed, he managed to convey the naked truth.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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