RUMOR MILL
Monday, June 6, 2016
AIRHEAD: HOORAY
FOR HOLLYWOOD, UNTIL NOW
So, we've just moved our offices to the swanky intersection of Hollywood and Highland, a location once thought the apex of high-wattage entertainment, and henceforth known as another landscape blighted by HITS. In the latest iteration of our cartoon catastrophe, Airhead, President Glauber supervises the transition—to her eternal regret. We're betting you'll wish that this, too, had gotten lost in the move.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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