A MOVING TALE OF SONY

As Team Sony moves into its new NYC digs, but communications infrastructure is not yet in place, you may be wondering how to reach your favorite executives until Monday. Those of us old enough to rely on landline phones may be feeling a tad helpless; but we gotcha. Here are few strategies for raising Sony weasels in the meantime.

  • Skywriting over Verona
  • Sandwich boards on the streets of Tenafly
  • Pamphlet distribution in Armonk
  • Caucusing in Secaucus
  • Sign painted on Naked Cowboy's tighty whities in Times Square
  • When all else fails, try AOL IM.

Good luck and godspeed.

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