Reports are, um, streaming in describing the collapse of the cafeteria at 550 Madison Ave.—soon to be the former home of Sony Music—and subsequent flooding that damaged the building. Rumors that the flood originated in Joel Klaiman's private bathroom have yet to be confirmed.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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