"I'm having a vision, John," declares legendary music icon David Geffen to fellow legendary music icon John Kalodner in this stirring #TBT pic. "I picture a day when people no longer buy plastic platters filled with music in stores, take them home, listen to them as they have sex and use the gatefold covers to clean weed. In this brave new era, they will find out about music by reading electronic messages on their phones. Then they will listen to the music on their phones. Then they will send messages to other people on their phones. Then they will look at pornography on their phones. And then they will go into actual stores—to buy weed."
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/28a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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