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GRAMMY PICKS FROM PANDORA’S BOX

Ready for more Grammy handicapping? Of course you are. Pandora has put together a few predictions of winners in major categories, based on user activity. The picks were determined by comparing overall spins of a track with total “thumbs up” from Pandora listeners. If their tastes prevail, these acts (among others) will take home statuettes:

  • Record of the Year: The Weeknd, “Can’t Feel My Face”
  • Album of the Year: Chris Stapleton, Traveller
  • Best New Artist: Meghan Trainor
  • Best Pop Solo Performance: The Weeknd, “Can’t Feel My Face”
  • Best Pop Group/Duo Performance: Taylor Swift f/Kendrick Lamar, “Bad Blood”
  • Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: Nicki Minaj f/Drake, Lil Wayne & Chris Brown, “Only”
  • Best Country Song: Chris Stapleton, “Traveller”

Speaking of mysterious boxes, the members of the anti-government militia who’ve taken over a frozen, stinking, abandoned wildlife refuge in Oregon—because, um, America!—are complaining that their online appeals for supplies have led to many, many people mailing them “care packages” containing dildos. They would like you to please stop sending dildos to them c/o Jon Ritzheimer, Burns, OR 97720. 

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