RUMOR MILL
Friday, January 8, 2016
VIEWS NOT TO
BE SEEN SOON
Despite reports from various corners of the Internet, inside sources say not to expect Drake's hotly anticipated Views From the 6 to come out imminently. This will undoubtedly be a huge disappointment to Drake's fans, including Tarp Man and the rest of the Oregon militia, who could really use a boost about now.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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