FRANCO'S $2.5 MILLION BAR MITZVAH

Hollywood’s most eligible Jewish bachelor, James Franco, took over the Hollywood Palladium to throw the best Bar Mitzvah this town has ever seen. Hilarity For Charity co-founders Seth Rogen and Lauren Miller-Rogen hosted the 4th annual star-studded variety show in conjunction with Funny Or Die, raising over $2.5 million towards the fight against Alzheimer's. L'chaim!

L-R: Event Producer Suzi Dietz, Rabbi Brian Zachary Mayer, Lauren Miller-Rogen, Seth Rogen

Highlights included Jeff Goldblum acting as the mohel during Franco's circumcision, Zac Efron's Oscar-worthy performance as Franco's foreskin, HAIM'S rendition of "Havah Nagilah" and Miley Cryrus humping a giant Star of David as she covered Leonard Cohen's "I'm A Man" while HITS Super Jew Naomi Robin, rushed the stage to mosh with Miley, Franco and Rogen.

Left: Naomi Robin, James Franco; Right: Sofee Gregory, Jennifer Beer-Dietz, James Franco, Jesse Beer-Dietz

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