RUMOR MILL
Thursday, June 18, 2015
CLIPPERS LOGO CREATION MYTH
We interrupt this news feed to bring you an important announcement. As owner Steve Ballmer revealed last night on Conan, the Clippers have newly designed logos, partly in order to distance themselves from the Donald Sterling regime. The square one, CBS Sports’ Matt Moore opined, “looks like a snake eating its own head.”
Blake Griffin plays straight man to Ballmer in this video about the genesis of the new design; it just went up on Funny or Die.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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