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Monday, June 1, 2015

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"OK, we've kept them waiting long enough," Jimmy Iovine tells his colleagues at Apple as they plan for next week's big unveiling. "Time to save the universe." Sadly, the impact of the rollout was diminished when a blogger leaked that the new iPad contains an actual unicorn. Seen just before pranking Daniel Ek with a playlist of Swedish marching songs are (l-r) Iovine, Tim Cook, Dr. Dre and Eddy Cue.

 
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