April may be the cruelest month, but May brings the annual music-weasel invasion of the elite Pinehurst golf course. That’s right, the gophers have company in North Carolina this year in the form of Gus Gusler, Rick Krim, Evan Prager, Kevin Welk, Scott Reich, Alex Ferrari, Jim Vellutato, Doug Brown and Jeremy Henshaw (both from the band Safetysuit).
Stay tuned for the latest updates from our own mole in the rough. And if you're hoping to reach Krim to sign your band to Sony/ATV, he may not have cell service in the water hazard.
YOUR TOP 20 IS BOTH ICY AND POST-TOASTY
Actually, we'd prefer a bowl of oatmeal. (12/5a)
GRAMMY CHEW: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, ANYWAY?
Those who fail to learn from the past are destined to repeat it. (12/5a)
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EGGNOG!
Ours is mostly bourbon.
MISTLETOE!
Delicious in salads.
CHESTNUTS!
Ours are roasting, but it could be these slim-fit jeans.
WEED!
An entire Christmas tree made of it. Is what we want for Christmas.
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