April may be the cruelest month, but May brings the annual music-weasel invasion of the elite Pinehurst golf course. That’s right, the gophers have company in North Carolina this year in the form of Gus Gusler, Rick Krim, Evan Prager, Kevin Welk, Scott Reich, Alex Ferrari, Jim Vellutato, Doug Brown and Jeremy Henshaw (both from the band Safetysuit).

Stay tuned for the latest updates from our own mole in the rough. And if you're hoping to reach Krim to sign your band to Sony/ATV, he may not have cell service in the water hazard.