SiriusXM King of All Pop Kid Kelly receives an unwelcome visit from our own Todd Hensley, who showed off the latest in wearable technology. The button, installed by order of HITS management, doubles as a "redneck stent," delivering a nourishing blend of rum, bacon fat and nicotine directly to Todd's aorta.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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