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Friday, April 3, 2015

HITTING THE HEIGHTS

Thanks to special-effects magic, freshly inked UMPG singer/songwriter Tobias Jesso, Jr. appears in this photo to loom freakishly over pubco ruler Jody Gerson. In fact, Tobias is standing on an apple box. Later, the two spun some Emitt Rhodes vinyl and then played a vicious round of half-court one-on-one.

 
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