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UPDATE: COL. MUSTARD AIN'T GOT A CLUE

A Condiment Adventure

Every week the HITS staff crowds into the kitchenette (by which we mean a shelf halfway between the office supplies and the bathroom) for a nourishing deli lunch. And every week, despite the staggering preponderance of mustard, the mustard gods bring us yet more. Our collection of this tangy, yellowish adornment is now a wonder of the Western World. We therefore present to you a glimpse of The HITS Permanent Mustard Collection.

UPDATE: Proving the old maxim that true art can come in any medium, peep this dazzling new exhibit in the HITS Mustard Museum:

In a related story, expect at least three eblasts from Billboard today about their mayonnaise holdings.

REPUBLIC UPS GOLDSTEIN, ROPPO TO CO-PRESIDENTS
Team Lipman doubles up. (11/26a)
MAYBE, JUST MAYBE:
HOLIDAY CHEER IS HERE
Season's bleatings (11/23a)
COUNTRY GRAMMYS' ROOTS ARE SHOWING
Deck the Grammys with boughs of Holly. (11/24a)
THE BRITISH
ARE COMING
Rolling out our U.K. Special print issue (11/24a)
AND THE GRAMMY NOMINEES ARE...
Olivia, the Biebs, H.E.R., Doja Cat, Billie and Jon Batiste lead the way. (11/24a)
TURKEY
Basting.
STUFFING
Stuffing.
YAMS
Candying.
PUMPKIN PIE
Stuffing (in face).
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