RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
UPDATE: COL. MUSTARD AIN'T GOT A CLUE
A Condiment Adventure
Every week the HITS staff crowds into the kitchenette (by which we mean a shelf halfway between the office supplies and the bathroom) for a nourishing deli lunch. And every week, despite the staggering preponderance of mustard, the mustard gods bring us yet more. Our collection of this tangy, yellowish adornment is now a wonder of the Western World. We therefore present to you a glimpse of The HITS Permanent Mustard Collection.
UPDATE: Proving the old maxim that true art can come in any medium, peep this dazzling new exhibit in the HITS Mustard Museum:
In a related story, expect at least three eblasts from Billboard today about their mayonnaise holdings.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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