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B IS FOR BIG

Bartels, Bieber, Big Sean Strike a Pose

"Yo, my boyz! Let's get up in the club and get to throwin' down, what what?" suggests Def Jam head honcho Steve Bartels to artists Justin Bieber and Big Sean. "That's a lovely thought, S.B.," Bieber replied, "but tonight I just want to curl up by the fireside with a history of the Peloponnesian War." "That sounds amazing," said Big Sean, "but I'm in the middle of Blake's life of Disraeli." Left to his own devices, Bartels twerked quietly.

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