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Friday, February 6, 2015
BREAKING NEWS: PROTESTERS INTERRUPT POWER 100 BASH
Lyor Cohen a Real-Life Joe Carroll?
In a deeply disturbing scene right out of The Following, a group of apparently deranged individuals who identified themselves as followers of infamous cult leader Lyor Cohen gathered in front of Bouchon on Thursday evening, as well-heeled guests arrived for the bible’s Power 100 party, to protest the omission of Cohen from the elite list. Fortunately, no casualties were reported. More information on this shocking event as it becomes available.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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