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EMI SAVED BY UNEXPECTED BENEFACTOR: Contrary to reports spreading around the web this morning, EMI has not been acquired by Apple. This is merely an April Fool's joke. The British company has in fact been sold to United Arab Emirates-based Abu Dhabi Media Company, already a major investor in Vevo. "This acquisition reinforces Abu Dhabi Media Company’s commitment to establish a leading position in the music industry,” said company head Al Mazroui. “It is part of an integrated approach to expanding the global presence and brand portfolio of Abu Dhabi Media Company—plus Guy Hands promised me a big kiss from Katy Perry." Once the deal clears regulatory, EMI will move its headquarters from London to Dubai. Additionally, the Capitol Tower will become a mosque. (4/1a)

MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, PART 9: WHAT MADE CHARLIE GREAT?
GOAT? We sing of a promo giant (in a major key). (5/22a)
DYANA WILLIAMS, EBONY MOONBEAMS AND THE BIRTH OF BLACK MUSIC MONTH
The Mother of Black Music Month tells it like it was. (5/22a)
REASONS TO LOVE
THE "RAIN"
Why the new Gaga/Ari jam gives us the feels. (5/22a)
MEDIA: THE NEXT-GEN GLOBAL DISRUPTORS
ByteDance and other potential world dominators. (5/22a)
VIDEO SUPPLY & DEMAND IN THE
COVID-19 ERA
How to fill the pipeline when everyone's isolated. (5/22a)
MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND
We're having a BBQ in the hallway.
BLACK MUSIC MONTH
Celebrating the music that fuels the biz.
INSTACART
Dammit, we said DILL pickles!.
TRUMP SAID WHAT, NOW?
Just wondering if you still give a fuck.
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