GILBERT SAYS NO TO PIRACY: You have to hand it to Victory Records’ ever-resourceful Tony Brummel, who’s out there on the front lines trying to deal head-on with the industry’s problems. As we told you a week or so ago, Gilbert Gottfried recently taped an anti-piracy spot as part of his job hosting the label’s monthly VicTorV broadcast, which we’ve embedded below for your viewing pleasure. Some pretty strong arguments, too. (10/15a)