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Onion News Network Debuts

PEEL THE ONION: The Onion News Network debuts on cable’s IFC channel a week from tomorrow, Jan. 21, at 10 p.m. (PT/ET). Check out the hilarious preview featuring clueless fictional anchors Brooke Alvarez and Tucker Hope below, virtually indistinguishable from what they’re satirizing. The website says Brooke “is active in charity work, having formed a foundation to teach newscaster dialect to young urban teens,” while Tucker “was home-schooled to allow him to focus on perfecting his pinching and zooming and practicing his pronunciation of ‘Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.’” (1/13p)


Inside The Onion News Network

THE GRAMMY NOMS: A PRELIMINARY CHEW
"Uh-huh" vs. "huh?" (11/21a)
AND THE NOMINEES ARE...
The list. (11/21a)
A TOP 20 OF TITANIC PROPORTIONS
Best enjoyed with a good belt. (11/21a)
SONY'S BIG WEEK
And that was before the Grammy deluge. (11/20a)
DABABY IN GERSON'S CRIB
Talk about pub crawling. (11/20a)
THE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS
They're here. What do they mean?
U.K. SPECIAL
Forget Brexit--it's our yearly survey of doings in Blighty. And if you still can't forget Brexit, try drinking.
WHAT'S GOING ON BENEATH OUR WINDOWS?
The latest in Hollyweird.
WEED!
That's what Hollywood smells like. Seriously. 24/7.
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