IF I COULD ONLY REMEMBER MY NAME: What suits a pair of legends least? How about an appearance on the anti-Egotastic, where we spotlight two venerable, iconic rockers and an aging music trade magazine on the cusp of its 25th anniversary. And we won’t stop until we get a cease-and-desist from David Crosby and Randy Newman, captured by our intrepid correspondent Joan Myers, moonlighting from TMZ.com at last week’s Vancouver Island Music Festival. Crosby will be with Graham Nash at the Music Box in Hollywood on Sunday (7/17) to perform a special acoustic benefit concert for local theatrical company The Blank. We’ll be barricaded in our West Valley home with 12 packages of Costco Hebrew National hot dogs and our Netflix subscription. (7/15p)