LONELINESS OF THE LONG-DISTANCE HYPESTER: If it’s October, it must be time for our annual shot of Glassnote ruler Daniel Glass holding up a HITS magazine at the finish line of a marathon. This time, it’s the recently concluded Hamptons Marathon, and here’s Daniel brandishing not just a regular issue, but also the gala 25th anniversary special. Too bad he finished behind both Howard and Beth Stern in the race. (9/26p)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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