RUMOR MILL
Monday, March 19, 2012
Apple's Piece of the Pie
APPLE’S PIE RUNNETH OVER: Apple plans to initiate a quarterly dividend of $2.65 a share to stockholders sometime in the fourth quarter of its fiscal year, which begins July 1. The Board of Directors has also authorized a $10 billion share repurchase program commencing in fiscal 2013, which begins Sept. 30. The repurchase program is expected to be executed over three years, utilizing approximately $45 billion of the $97.6 billion in funds it had on the books at the end of 2011. Commented Apple CFO Peter Oppenheimer: “We are extremely confident in our future and see tremendous opportunities ahead.” Brother, can you spare a free iPad 3? (3/19a)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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