HITS Goes Fishing

GONE FISHIN’: If you’re looking for someone in the HITS office tomorrow, good luck. Of course, that applies on most days, but especially tomorrow, when the entire lot of us—except for Karen, Monique and Robin, who will be getting facials along with landlubbers Lenny and Ted, though the latter insist they’ll be golfing—will hit the high seas, where we will cast for something we can de-bone and cook up before Trakin pukes his guts out. That’s right, we’re taking a day off, so if it’s anything important it’ll have to wait. At least until the effects of the edibles wear off sometime tomorrow evening. (8/7p)