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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Shakira's bundle of joy

HIPS DON’T LIE: This cheery announcement appeared yesterday in our mailbox: “We are happy to announce the birth of Milan Piqué Mebarak, son of Shakira Mebarak and Gerard Piqué, born January 22nd at 9:36pm, in Barcelona, Spain. The name Milan (pronounced MEE-lahn), means dear, loving and gracious in Slavic; in Ancient Roman, eager and laborious; and in Sanskrit, unification. Just like his father, baby Milan became a member of FC Barcelona at birth. The hospital confirmed that the couple’s first child weighed approximately 6lbs. 6 ounces, and that both mother and child are in excellent health.” To which we can only add, GOOOOOOOAAALLL! (1/23a)

 
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