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CP3 SCORES OVER THE GLIMMER TWINS: It seems the Stones are at the mercy of the NBA Playoffs when it comes to arena prioritization. The band has announced that the opening date of the “50 & Counting” tour at Staples Center will be bumped a day to May 3 to avoid a potential conflict. We’ve gotta assume the league is anticipating that the Clippers will advance rather than the Lakers. But hey, as the man said, that is why they play the games. UPDATE: Checking the schedules, we discovered that the Lakers, not the Clippers, will play on May 2 at Staples, assuming they can take the Spurs to a game six, which is assuming a lot at this point. But we're gonna stick with the original headline and photo. They may not be accurate, but they please our boss, Lenny "Cliprboy" Beer, who confidently notes, "The clips play okc in round two." (4/24a)