Beats By Dre pill/Powerbeats
TO SPUR YOUR IMAGINATION: Viewers of last night's Game One of the NBA Finals on ABC encountered a rather provocative ad for the Radio Shack Beats Pill. The #YOUWANTIT spot is a variation on Star Trak/Interscope artist Robin Thicke's already notorious "Blurred Lines" video, with the star and scantily clad female friends playing lasciviously with the sausage-shaped product. And those unaware that the Pill is a wireless-enabled portable speaker to play your music and field your calls would be excused for wondering if it was, oh, I dunno, a vibrator, maybe? Perfect for dads and grads! Comes with matching 8 oz. container of strawberry lube! Another Beats commercial that aired during the game—this time for Powerbeats headphones (which can also switch between music and calls)—stars LeBron James and music from another Interscope act, Imagine Dragons. (6/7a)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
| ||
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
|
A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
