BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: What good is sitting alone in your room? Oh, you've got a GPen? We get it. But before you disappear into your own mental musical, why not take a gander at the week's top-grossing shows on Broadway? It'll put a song in your heart.
Unfortunately, a workshop performance of the UMPG-inspired musical I Smoke Two Joints Before I Smoke Two Joints was once again postponed due to excessive coughing. (7/9p)