BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: What good is sitting alone in your room? Oh, you've got a GPen? We get it. But before you disappear into your own mental musical, why not take a gander at the week's top-grossing shows on Broadway? It'll put a song in your heart.

1. The Lion King $2.0m
2. Wicked $1.8m
3. The Book of Mormon $1.68m
4. Kinky Boots $1.61m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.5m
6. Matilda $1.3m
7. Spider-Man $1.2m
8. Phantom of the Opera $1.1m
9. Annie $1.06m
10. Cinderella $1.04m

Unfortunately, a workshop performance of the UMPG-inspired musical I Smoke Two Joints Before I Smoke Two Joints was once again postponed due to excessive coughing. (7/9p)