BEER VS. WORLD PEACE: Doug Davis, seen here with hoops titan Metta World Peace, is a beloved music attorney. He’s also a sports agent who weighed offers for the former Lakers star from the New York Knicks and the L.A. Clippers; he signed World Peace with the Knicks over the weekend. (Editor’s Note: Red “X” courtesy of HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer, who would also like to cordially invite Doug and the Knicks to go fuck themselves. Gooooo Clippers.)