BROADWAY THE HITS WAY: The lights! The crowds! The music! The prosthetic noses! There's so much to love about the legit theater. Know what else is pretty sweet? The giant piles of money. Let's measure those.

1. The Lion King $2.32m
2. Wicked $1.91m
3. The Book of Mormon $1.75m
4. Kinky Boots $1.60m
5. Motown: The Musical $1.48m
6. Matilda $1.29m
7. Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark $1.28m
8. The Phantom of the Opera $1.15m
9. Cinderella $1.14m
10. Pippin $1.04m

Meanwhile, the UMPG musical, Everybody on the Canni-Bus,  has once again been delayed due to somebody accidentally rolling up the script and smoking it.  (7/22p)