RUMOR MILL
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Jason Flom
INDUSTRY BALLS, PART 2,758: Here we see Lava Records founder/ruler Jason Flom shortly after his first-ever hole-in-one on 7/27 at the fourth hole of the historic National Country Club in Southampton, New York. As a member, Flom (the subject of an upcoming HITS Q&A) will be immortalized on the club’s hole-in-one plaque. We thank super-attorney and links chronicler Eric Greenspan for filing this report. In a related story, the weekend's UMPG golf tournament ended abruptly when everyone climbed in a cart and got wasted. (7/29a)
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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