CLICK AND WEEP: What stock did you buy instead of Google when it was going for $85 per share in 2004? Us, we bought some DoubleClick and some eMusic and ... no, we're not crying. Anyway, we just thought you'd be interested to know that the tech behemoth today surpassed $1,000 per share, up 14% following its latest splashy earnings report; it hit $1,011.41 at closing. If you've read the recent TIME cover story, you know that in addition to collecting gazillions in revenue from search-based advertising, YouTube and Android, Google is funding an array of mysterious "moon shot" initiatives like driverless cars and data-driven efforts to accomplish mundane tasks like, oh, solving death. But hey, back in '04, our buddy said that Limburger.com was a good bet. So ... yeah. More tequila? (10/18p)
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/28a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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