OH, TO BE YOUNG AND RICH: With the start of the new year, Forbes has announced their annual "30 under 30" music list, a compilation of the Top 30 stars and entrepreneurs of 2013, all under the age of 30. These include Bruno Mars (at #1), Avicii, Justin Bieber, J. Cole, Miley Cyrus, Drake, Lady Gaga, Lorde (the youngest at 17), One Direction, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Taylor Swift and more. For the full list, go here. In a related story, we just checked our age on our drivers' licenses and began sobbing uncontrollably. (1/6p)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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