Clive's list of VIPs

KEEP LOOKING—WE MUST BE ON THERE SOMEWHERE: Among the VIPs slated to attend Clive Davis’ 2014 Grammy party are Robin Thicke, Miley Cyrus, Jared Leto, Taylor Swift, Alicia Keys, Swizz Beatz, Pharrell Williams, Nancy Pelosi, David Geffen, Jimmy Iovine, Rod Stewart, Quincy Jones, John Fogerty, Herbie Hancock, R. Kelly, Bill Maher, Ludacris, The Foo Fighters, Larry Gagosian, Brian Grazer, Kris Kristofferson, Neil Young, Metallica, Cyndi Lauper, Neil Diamond, John Legend, Rihanna, UMG ruler Lucian Grange, Sony chief Doug Morris, Warner Bros.’ financier Len Blavatnik, Apple’s Tim Cook, Jennifer Hudson, Joan Rivers, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Lorde, Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne, Nile Rodgers, Miguel, Kathy Griffin, Smokey Robinson, Robbie Robertson, Joan Collins, Jackie Collins, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Parker, Metallica, Gladys Knight, Lucian Grainge, T.I., Imagine Dragons, Quincy Jones, Akon, John Mayer, Estelle, Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick, Daft Punk, Magic Johnson, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Kathy Griffin, Fantasia, Puffy, Katy Perry and Jamie Foxx. We’re sure our invitation to this most celebrated of all Grammy shindigs was lost in the mail. (1/23p)