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Lynn to Epic

EPIC DEVELOPMENT: According to unconfirmed sources, we expect to see Lynn McDonnell, former Reprise and Interscope Rock format gunslinger, return to the promo wars and be named VP Rock Promotion at Epic Records, reporting to label Promo god Todd Glassman. Lynn has been observed playing air guitar as her twin daughters twerk to the sounds of KONGOS and Chevelle. #BeEpic (3/11p)

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