Parsons to Clippers

YOU'VE GOT DICK: And now, an item that's not about Apple or Beats, but about another story that's been a subject of obsessive coverage lately: the Clippers. The NBA has appointed former AOL Time Warner CEO and Citigroup Chairman Richard Parsons as the team's interim CEO. He steps in to replace Andy Roeser, who's on an indefinite leave of absence. Following league commissioner Adam Silver's bringing the hammer down on Donald Sterling, Parsons' arrival will presumably lend stability, not to mention a certain corporate gravitas, to the new order. But we're still pissed at him for messing up our email. (5/9p)

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